I can explain.
We both know that I’m on the naughty list this year, but how about this? How about we just say what happens in Grand Forks, stays in Grand Forks?
Anyway, I don’t really want anything for Christmas this year. I have enough stuff.
By the way, Santa, are you white? Megyn Kelly says you are. I’m white, too. Norwegian, anyway. Megyn also says you’re real. I knew that.
I know you’re busy this time of year, Santa. So, I’ll keep this short. I hope you have a very Merry Christmas. Please don’t work too hard. Here’s a link you might be interested in after the holiday.