A select listing of some the week’s tweets from the tweety machine and @TerryDullum.
Dear Dudes @DearDudez (1) Vodka is made from potatoes. (2) Potatoes are vegetables. (3) Vegetables are good for you. You’re welcome
Terry Dullum @TerryDullum Michele Bachmann will be dearly missed by comedians and fact-checkers everywhere.
Dear Dudes @DearDudez Have you ever noticed that the word ”bed” is shaped like an actual bed!
Dave Shorr @daveshorr Naps cannibalize sleep
Ruth Buzzi @RuthABuzzi It’s a good thing Adele and Taylor Swift aren’t dating. Imagine if they broke up.
Dead Dudes @DearDudez Adults are just kids with money.
Karen L. Nyberg @AstroKarenN Thrilled to be back on the International Space Station!
Terry Dullum @TerryDullum Despite Typhoon Wheeler last night, never saw as many dedicated people in the same place, at the same time, as Grand Forks Relay for Life.