The Week’s Tweets

A select listing of some the week’s tweets from the tweety machine and @TerryDullum.

Dear Dudes @DearDudez                                                                                                                   (1) Vodka is made from potatoes. (2) Potatoes are vegetables. (3) Vegetables are good for you. You’re welcome

Terry Dullum  @TerryDullum                                                                                                  Michele Bachmann will be dearly missed by comedians and fact-checkers everywhere.

Dear Dudes  @DearDudez                                                                                                              Have you ever noticed that the word ”bed” is shaped like an actual bed!

Dave Shorr  @daveshorr                                                                                                                Naps cannibalize sleep

Ruth Buzzi  @RuthABuzzi                                                                                                                 It’s a good thing Adele and Taylor Swift aren’t dating.  Imagine if they broke up.

Dead Dudes  @DearDudez                                                                                                           Adults are just kids with money.

Karen L. Nyberg  @AstroKarenN                                                                                            Thrilled to be back on the International Space Station!

Terry Dullum  @TerryDullum                                                                                                   Despite Typhoon Wheeler last night, never saw as many dedicated people in the same place, at the same time, as Grand Forks Relay for Life.