Dear Mr. Zuckerberg,
How are you? I’m pretty good.
I sure like your Facebook. Today, though, I got a message on Facebook that said “We received feedback that you sent friend requests to people you don’t know, so you won’t be able to send friend requests for 7 days.”
I’m not sure I understand. Gee Mr. Zuckerberg, I thought the whole idea of Facebook was to make new friends. I guess I was wrong. I sure hope I didn’t hurt anybody. Sometimes I’m so stupid!
Anyway, me and some other “friends” of mine have been having a lot of fun on something called Twitter. Maybe you’ve heard of it. I’ve been inviting all my Facebook friends to join me on Twitter @TerryDullum. Maybe you’d like to join us.
Your friend (oops)