The Liz Joke

The death of Elizabeth Taylor this week, sad as it is, means the retirement of one of my favorite jokes.  For years–and I mean years–to open speeches, I’ve been telling the Liz Taylor joke.

The joke is so old I don’t even know who I stole it from.  I believe Ms. Taylor would approve.  It goes like this:

I’m a little nervous this evening.  I feel a little bit like Elizabeth Taylor’s latest husband.  I know what I’m supposed to do, I’m just not sure I can make it interesting.

God bless you, Liz.

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Terry Dullum is a North Dakota native and a graduate of the University of North Dakota. Currently, he is the anchor and producer of WDAZ News @5. He is also a popular speaker throughout the region.
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One Response to The Liz Joke

  1. Bill Bohman says:

    Terry, the first time I heard that joke, it was about another of your favorites, Zsa Zsa Gabor!

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