Bert Or Ernie?

This week on the Dullum File we’re going to be conducting a personal preference poll.  Questions that come up everyday, but ones you don’t think much about.

For example, paper or plastic?  Or catsup or mustard?  Also, some a little harder.  Who’s sexier–Bert or Ernie?

As always, your opinion is greatly valued.  Thank you for your consideration.

5 Responses

  1. Sioux Falls Dave

    Well, I’m a dude and inherently have a tough time saying whether or not I think another guy is sexy. Put on top of that Bert and Ernie are Muppets and now I really have a problem.

    But if forced, as if it were my life on the line, I would have to go with Ernie. I probably resemble Ernie more and I know that I am one sexy stud. That type of logic I guess I’m comfortable with.

  2. Paulee

    Well, I guess that I don’t spend too much time thinking about which muppet is the sexier of the two (even though I did work for PBS for the better part of 10 years), but I guess that I would have to cast my vote for Ernie as well. Bert always seems too uptight. Well, unless he is around pigeons (what’s THAT all about?). Bert’s fascination with bottlecaps and paperclips is a little freaky as well. Next thing you know, he’ll be wearing a tin foil cap.

    Ernie, on the other hand, plays with a rubber duckie. Well, who hasn’t? I mean, I haven’t written a whole song for my rubber duckie (when I was young that is…really, I got rid of that thing a long time ago…really….I did…..Don’t believe me????? FINE!!!). Ummmm, ok, back to the point. I am voting for Ernie. Have a nice day!

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  3. FireNuts

    Hmmmm…why would a guy want to make love to a Puppet? That is sick, dude. There is a hand in there and some weird guy with a beard watching you from down below. Freaks me out. Sends the wrong message to the babies.

  4. ksdndmom

    I gotta go with Ernie, even though it’s been obvious to me since I was young that they were gay lovers and way out of my league (I’m a girl). Why else would they live together and have to deal with the same twin-beds-instead-of-a-queen just like all the other TV married couples of their generations (Read Mike & Carol Brady, Rob & Laura Petrie, Lucy & Ricky, etc.)Anyway, I love the Duckie song, too, and so do my daughters. Ernie’s got my vote!

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